Other amusing excuses included:

  • “I forgot to put the washing machine on, I’ve no clean clothes”
  • “I won’t be able to make it to the office this morning, I’ve bruised my brain”
  • “Sorry I can’t come in today. I’ve swallowed a spider”
  • “I won’t be in the office today; my ears are sore from the music at the party last night”

The report also considered the differences between industries, highlighting the worst culprits for calling in sick. These were:

  • Information technology (24%)
  • Business, consulting and management (19%)
  • Creative arts and design (18%)
  • Property and construction (12%)
  • Engineering (12%)

However, other sectors were keen to attempt work the day after. Marketing and PR, along with HR and Recruitment, reported only 3% of employees calling in sick.

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